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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
the-owl-tree

Anonymous asked:

Oh! Idea time.

AU where Leafpool partially snaps after Spottedleaf goes from "oh it's okay do whatever feels right!" in Sunset to "you dumb bitch. why'd you do that? you're in trouble now" in Leafpool's Wish. And then fully snaps during the trial wherein she sees Spottedleaf as one of the opposing cats.

Acorn Fur is there to defend her actions, criticizing the prosecutors and in particular Moth Flight, and when Spottedleaf holds her ground Leafpool has had enough. After the trial she re-names herself Acornpool instead.

the-owl-tree answered:

Ooohh interesting!! Acornpool is a cute name, I do like her donning the name as a way to side against StarClan.

fuck-customers

Anonymous asked:

Working in food service is such a nightmare. I work in a bakery type place that just bakes cookies, but we have pre-baked brownies and ice cream as well. Come in on a Friday night and our oven is broken. Emergency maintenance says yeah not getting fixed tonight. District manager demands the store stays open and just sell “brownies and ice cream” — and we have to heat the brownies in the employee microwave. We are also NOT allowed to put up any hand written signs so we have to individually tell every person who walks in that there are no cookies in the store that specialized in cookies.

And we’re open till 3am. On Friday, in a downtown college town, trying to explain to drunk frat guys that no cookies means there’s actually no cookies, not even for them. The oven didn’t get fixed for four days. Stayed open during normal hours the entire time. We were finally allowed to put a printed sign on the door but it was bold to assume people could read, cause they’d stop to look at it then come in and ask if we were REALLY out of cookies.

fuck-customers answered:

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